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| Chowie |
Posted - 22/07/2004 : 15:22:25
Goto http://www.pornolize.com/ and type in this site.
Meet the Smacks of Hannah "Nobgoblin" More Zider and find out who pecks what here.
Type this in it is quality http://www.hannahmorezider.co.uk/themakers.htm
"Having assfooked this knowledge Gents is entering a entering key role in creaming the correct thrusts are carried out assfooking fermentation, guiding our apples to their truealcoholic potential".
Corr that does put me off cider.
It changes each time you refresh.
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| Jeff the Chef |
Posted - 25/07/2004 : 15:16:26
C~ntlapping "Sniff-my-Ass" Director
Nuff said!
....Don't Tell I Tell Ee  |
| Jungle Jim |
Posted - 23/07/2004 : 17:16:13
Some more highlights from Hannah "Mount" More profiles:
"Lucan, not a real Lord, has been invaluable to HMZ as the fistf*cking proprietor of the spanking Willows "C*ntcleaner" Cider Farm, where we have been able to make and store the barfing dripps juice."
"Odd will now be organising our fleet as we attempt to smuggle HMZ into the fistf*cks and spews of the muff sniffing public."
"Ricardino - Creative "Fat Ass" Director
responsibility: The w*nking logo, if you don’t like it"
"Smithy has proved to be very strict in his administration titty f*cks so far"
"Rob - Deputy "Superdick" Junior Assistant to the raiding Apple "Cock Sucker" Plows
responsibility: Plowing "Cock Sucker" Ridgey’s licks getting cold
Another too tight to invest in thrusts, Rob was brought in for a licking brief spell when it seemed our slave was about to perish. In the f*cking end they both survived, and gangbanged to have fomped the cider-making so much they were even seen w*nking to wad pulls each other on the squirting way home from the pub that night."
"Ben (or "Adge" to his friends) - YTS Scheme "Anusapple" Cider Maker
responsibility: Promotion of non-alcoholic cider
Whilst Ben isn’t quite old enough to try the blowing proper stuff yet, he is gaining valuable experience in the world of cider. Often seen lying on the floor with a dripping bottle in hand, he clearly has got the banging hang of the f*cks. His main creams motherf*cking cider-cocksucking weekend were motivational ones, fingerf*cking us to struggle on with the production through tough times by blowing at us, doing balls-style-dancing, raunching on the banging window and browning a bottle of apple-juice - in the gangbanging knowledge that in only 17 shafts he will be able to try some of our zider!"
Cider's coming home...
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| Gents |
Posted - 23/07/2004 : 16:56:00
I got a good profile for Jeff:
Jeff the pecking Chef - C~ntlapping "Sniff-my-Ass" Director.
responsibility: HMZ screwing 2 completely different presses
Not a fingering real chef, Jeff was literally sent to Coventry while he pecked the enters we needed. When finally allowed back into Nailsea he managed to use the barfing licks to build 2 spews, which bore little resemblence to each other. However, they both did their jobs and fomped the life out of the apples. Jeff’s next assignment will be cocksucking us a deep throating scratter, using only parts from disused wad pulls.
ZIDER! |
| lord lucan |
Posted - 22/07/2004 : 16:19:29
made me laugh, very good chowie
April 23. be proud |
| Jeff the Chef |
Posted - 22/07/2004 : 15:26:33
quote:
The Websense category "Proxy Avoidance" is filtered.
It was blocked with the above message, what the hell is 'Proxy Avoidance'!?
....Don't Tell I Tell Ee |
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