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| Smithy |
Posted - 23/09/2004 : 15:04:31
Subject: FW: Allegedly ............ anybody heard owt about this ??
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> >You heard it here first..............
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> >Jonathan Woodgate hasn't yet been able to make his Real Madrid debut,
> >but is already on the verge of being immersed in a scandal of huge
> >proportions which threatens to end his career and taint the name of
> >Real Madrid in the process.
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> >According to sources close to Newcastle, his former club, the
> >defender is being investigated by English police for the possession
> >and consumption of intolerable quantities of cocaine. It appears that
> >the police have corroborating evidence on both Woodgate and his
> >current partner, Kate Lawler. Lawler has built herself quite a
> >reputation on the Z-list celebrity circuit as a huge user of cocaine
> >since she shot to fame on the back of her appearance on Big Brother.
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> >It is also reported that one of the Sunday newspapers in England have
> >obtained pictures of both Woodgate & Lawler face down in a pile of
> >cocaine, and are fighting a gagging order in court to prevent them
> >from publishing the pictures this weekend.
> >
> >This revelation could, if true, put serious pressure, not only on the
> >player himself, but also on his president, Florentino Perez.
> >
> >If all these allegations finally come to light, they would explain
> >the unexpected, shock transfer which took English football by
> >surprise, given that Newcastle got rid of a key player just before
> >the start of the season, without having lined up a replacement.
> >Woodgate's transfer was a complete surprise, taking place seemingly
> >overnight, whilst all eyes were on Coloccini or Cannavaro, the two
> >players with which the Madrid outfit were negotiating.
> >
> >The magpies' chairman, Freddy Shepard (sic), presumably aware of the
> >situation and that Woodgate's detention was a question of time, came
> >to the conclusion that he should simply get rid of the problem,
> >whilst at the same time taking advantage of Perez's desperation to
> >satisfy the wishes of his coach, bring in some money, and sell the
> >player to Real.
> >
> >I'm sure the NEWS OF THE WORLD will let us know on SUNDAY!!!!!
 
Hannah More Zider......
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| Jeff the Chef |
Posted - 23/09/2004 : 16:51:47
It was probably on the same website as the Beckham and Owen's sister story came from!
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| Gents |
Posted - 23/09/2004 : 15:26:43
Where did you find out about this then? Looks like one big advert for THE NEWS OF THE WORLD
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