Gents
HMZ God
Trinidad and Tobago
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Posted - 11/02/2005 : 14:07:33
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A letter received by the B&Q customer services department:
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November to sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerely
John Roberts
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