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horse
White Lightning Beginner
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 Posted - 07/06/2006 : 11:03:36
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You lot aint right....
BREAKING MOOS
By JOHN COLES
A PENSIONER has been cautioned by cops for trying to have sex with a COW.
The 67-year-old pervert even took his own stepladder along to attempt the depraved act.
He walked into a field at 6.45am, selected a cow and then put his steps up behind it.
But a horrified passer-by called police to say the OAP was “behaving strangely” — and officers dashed to the scene in Nailsea, Somerset.
Cops found the sicko still perched on his ladder attempting to have sex with the beast.
The man, who has not been named, was arrested and given an official police caution. He was ordered to stay away from farm animals.
An Avon and Somerset police source said the cow was unhurt.
A police spokesman said: “A man was arrested on suspicion of attempting intercourse with an animal.”
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Edited by - horse on 07/06/2006 11:05:01
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shippers
Cider Bus Convert
361 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 13:28:41
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Are they 100% sure that the cow wasn’t in fact just a sl@g from Portishead?
Oh well… At least he didn’t pay for it like the majority of Posset!
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Maddog
Cider Bus Convert
Kyrgyzstan
217 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 14:09:43
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I'd have thought that you Portishead lot would love a bit of Bovine Lovin'. Judging by most of the Women in Portishead a big Jersey cow would be a huge step up!
By the way, do you want to tell us why your known as Horse? I'd have thought that being from Portishead it would be a reference to your footballing ability, but now i'm not to sure......!! |
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horse
White Lightning Beginner
12 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 14:55:13
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YAWN....YAWN. Come on lads, does everything have to come back to the same thing? Why has a story about a man from Nailsea taking part in indecent activities with a cow been turn into a jibe at P'head? He was caught, bang to rights, fair kop guvnur type stuff. Time to MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE on lads
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Gents
HMZ God
Trinidad and Tobago
2214 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 15:23:49
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Does anyone know who the man was, or want to start any rumours? we should definitely try and interview him for the website, this is the biggest Nailsea news since the train fire.
If the cow still hadn't moved from where the man had perched his ladder by the time the police had arrived then it must have been quite up for it.
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gareth
White Lightning Beginner
United Kingdom
11 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 16:37:42
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Apparently the ungrateful farmer was heard to shout "Pull your c**k out of my Red Angus right now"!
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Sanjay
Blackthorn Experimenter
United Kingdom
53 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 18:18:21
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Once again Nailsea and Portishead have a difference of opinion.
The Sheep or the Cow? |
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Jeff the Chef
Thatchers Veteran
United Arab Emirates
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Posted - 09/06/2006 : 11:51:36
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Does anyone know who the man was, or want to start any rumours? we should definitely try and interview him for the website, this is the biggest Nailsea news since the train fire.
If the cow still hadn't moved from where the man had perched his ladder by the time the police had arrived then it must have been quite up for it.
More importantly, who was this cow and which side of Nailsea does she live on??
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Jungle Jim
HMZ God
Falkland Islands
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The Sun, 07.06.06, Pg 25.
