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Jungle Jim
HMZ God
Falkland Islands
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 Posted - 06/07/2004 : 16:47:04
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All my posts seem to be directing people off to efestivals at the moment!
Oh well, here's another to have a look at if you have a few minutes, one of the funniest discussions of chavs, townies, pikeys, whatever the hell they are, that I have seen outside of the great chavscum.co.uk itself!
http://www.efestivals.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=27355&st=0
Cider's coming home...
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Smithy
HMZ God
Solomon Islands
1073 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 15:20:06
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A Pikey is a Gypsy (well thats what in meant in essex anyway!)
 
Hannah More Zider......
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Ricardiño
HMZ God
Brazil
841 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 20:19:28
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A pikey is an Irish gypsy strictly, but given that gypsy or gypo is fairly well used as a term for townies then I think its alright to call them pikeys too!
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Jungle Jim
HMZ God
Falkland Islands
1872 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 22:23:28
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I imagine in Essex they have loads of words to take the piss out of non-chavs, if they ever meet any.
Cider's coming home...
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Smithy
HMZ God
Solomon Islands
1073 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 11:20:59
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There are more chavs in Bristol then in Essex
Hannah More Zider......
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Ricardiño
HMZ God
Brazil
841 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 11:36:03
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Now thats just a outright lie!
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Jeff the Chef
Thatchers Veteran
United Arab Emirates
672 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 12:26:50
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I've not been to Essex but Rugby has got to be high up on the '%population = Chav' chart.
I reckon Rugby scores a 95%, what is Essex??
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Smithy
HMZ God
Solomon Islands
1073 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 12:46:44
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Essex does nt have that many chavs...its a sterotype....Rest assured Bristol has more chavs then Essex
Hannah More Zider......
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Jungle Jim
HMZ God
Falkland Islands
1872 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 13:36:11
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The only way that could possibly be true is because all the Chavs have now left Essex and come to Bristol.
Cider's coming home...
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Jeff the Chef
Thatchers Veteran
United Arab Emirates
672 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 14:10:09
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Send them home!
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Smithy
HMZ God
Solomon Islands
1073 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 17:35:15
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that also is not true......no chavs have left Essex and moved to bristol...
Hannah More Zider......
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Ricardiño
HMZ God
Brazil
841 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 22:01:19
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Are you an average Essex dweller Tone?
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Gents
HMZ God
Trinidad and Tobago
2214 Posts |
Posted - 13/07/2004 : 11:50:57
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HA HA HA what absolute rubbish! Essex is a total chav-fest, plus all the london chavs move there when they retire. I have spent many days on Clacton sea-front and can confirm this beyond doubt. One of the highlights of my time there was watching the most violent carnival in history one afternoon, which young chav essex scummers decided to get drunk for (why??) and chuck pennies as hard as they could at the faces of the 7-year old kids on the floats! Nice.
Smithy, who was that old chav you forced us to visit in Witham who spent half an hour showing us his gold rings and pet snake (im not lying here)? He also kept saying "come on, sit closer together, rub each others legs" to me and a girl we were with (i tried explaining to him that she wasn't even my girlfriend, but this didnt deter the old piking pervert). When we left he said he was going to Southend that afternoon for a cruise to check out the birds! This was in 1996 before there were any chavs in Bristol! Trying denying he was one!
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Gents
HMZ God
Trinidad and Tobago
2214 Posts |
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Jungle Jim
HMZ God
Falkland Islands
1872 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2004 : 15:24:04
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| I don't think you get many cider-drinking Chavs, white lightning or not. Smirnoff ice is more usual, or vodka and coke. |
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Smithy
HMZ God
Solomon Islands
1073 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2004 : 15:41:44
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Do you get many Chavs in your homeland of Wales Jim?
Hannah More Zider......
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